I am a person. These are my things.
The Person 
I have a new hobby. Mobile Frame Zero is an open-source tactical wargame played using mecha made from Lego. Ever since I heard about it from Penny Arcade in 2012, apparently (dang son), I’ve been meaning to get into it. A handful of weeks ago, I finally dug my old Lego collection out of the … Read more
First: my annual hosting bills are coming due, so thanks to all you who support me on my recently-resurrected Patreon. Over the past decade, I’ve come to terms with how unlikely it is that my creative endeavors will ever pay me a living wage, but they can at least pay for the cost of making … Read more
My current tabletop RPG continues to inspire my cartooning. Meet Dr. Muscles, physician and professional wrestler turned nutrition and fitness lifestyle brand icon, purveyor of such products as Dr. Muscles’ Swole Shakes and Dr. Muscles’ LiquiJolt sports beverage, and the host of Dr. Muscles’ Twenty-Minute Morning Mega Max-Out.
I didn’t make the shirt designs below with Pride Month in mind. In fact, I created the God Loves Trans People design back in like February. But Pride Month is almost over, and these two shirt designs both relate to cutting oft-marginalized minority groups some respect as human beings, so I wanted to share said … Read more
You remember Morrigan, my D&D 5e gunslinger character and a trick shootist with the Witchlight Carnival? I’ve been noodling around with these diabolical new AI image generation tools, trained by maliciously exploiting the work of countless artists with no compensation or parity, because I have no conscience. I’ve discovered that I can literally just feed … Read more
Today’s Chocolate: Alter Eco Classic Blackout Today’s Passage: Leviticus 18:22, 20:13 I took a mental health hiatus from my Bible study blog, Chocolate Book, in October of 2018. I’d been making my way through Exodus, and once or twice I’ve tried to resume where I left off, but couldn’t write the post. So, instead, today we’re hopping … Read more
I created some new characters. And you may have seen this last fellow before. He’s not new, but in the spirit of the enterprise I present:
Or, in which I almost immediately prove myself a liar. What kind of a quitter posts a Quitter’s Manifesto, only to turn right around and draw the very art that he swore was nigh-impossible to bring himself to create? Anyway, y’all remember Morrigan, my current D&D character and trick-shootist-turned-gunfighter. I used a Heroforge model as … Read more
In late 2018, I injured my back at work. The injury precipitated a nervous breakdown, as the pain from the injury wouldn’t go away, confirming my worst fears. I quit my job and moved in with my parents to try to recuperate physically and mentally. And I tried to continue making art. I produced The … Read more
Back in 2019, I started teaching myself Hebrew using Duolingo. Some of the sentences were so absurd, I started taking note of the most ridiculous examples (e.g. “I am a mushroom”) and illustrating them in Far-Side-style one-panel comics. I intended to see if Duolingo was interested in purchasing them for serial publication or use in … Read more